Hey, assbutt!

Jul 31

Jesus fucking Christ; I’m in a car with an Éponine romanticiser. I want to stab myself.

Jul 31

fairytalemood:

“The Little Mermaid” illustrated by Kata Kiss

Jul 31

I just yelled at my dad because he said Pluto isn’t a planet.

Jul 31
oyaheya-hallelujah:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"Neither does sleeping alone"
OH FUCK YEAH

oyaheya-hallelujah:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"Neither does sleeping alone"

OH FUCK YEAH

Jul 30

My sophomore year of high school, I got in trouble for greeting the French foreign exchange students by saying “Welcome to America, where rapists have more rights than my vagina!”

Jul 30

milkywitchguts:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

mcry:

there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.

You’re a good person

I cried

Jul 30
hazelgracelancassters:

Reblog every wednesday.
It wednesday We all know what that means

hazelgracelancassters:

Reblog every wednesday.

It wednesday We all know what that means

Jul 30
tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.
It can save you physical pain.

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.

Jul 30
  • severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil
Jul 30