What about a modern!AU where Jean Valjean does volunteer work for prisoner rehabilitation programmes?
IT’S MY FIRST DAY BACK AT COLLEGE. I HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR AND I’VE ALREADY MADE SOMEONE CRY.
FEAR ME, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Son, if you’re repulsed by the idea of blood coming out of a vagina, then you have no business coming in a vagina.