I would be the best president ever.
"No, we are not going to war. We’re going to order pizza and negotiate."
"I don’t care how official this document is; I’m signing it in purple ink."
"I don’t care how state governments work; I’m the…
This isn’t a rhetorical question, mates. Why is this post my most popular? Do you not realise how stupid it is?
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I can fit five pizza rolls in my mouth.
I can also fit 48 goldfish crackers in my mouth.
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Oh my god; other languages are so beautiful. Read me a French dictionary. Tell me how to jump rope in Italian. Swear in Spanish. Recite Japanese poetry. Tell me the history of the wheel in German. I don’t care what language it is. The topic doesn’t matter. Just speak in a language I didn’t grow up learning. Let me roll round in unfamiliar territory. I want to be out of my depth. There are things I don’t know and I love it. It’s so exciting to know that there are facts I’ve yet to learn, places I’ve yet to visit, people I’ve yet to meet. There are things I’ll never know, but that’s not a bad thing. I’ll never know everything, but I’ll never stop learning, I’ll never stop experiencing, I’ll never stop wondering. I don’t want to always know the answer. I just want to always be learning what I don’t know and teaching what I do know. I just want to live and be human.